This is how my elementary school greeted me upon hearing of
my good fortunes.
Considering the fact that I was such a prepubescent stud, it
was never a surprise to see me schmoozing with Hollywood
starlets.  This is me and Heather Locklear.
Joey Sagal spends some time with Heather.
Jim Wynorski is a legendary director in the world of B-movies.  
He's also a really lovely guy.
The ladies were all good, but what a young lad really wanted
was to hang out with the monsters.  "Bros before hos," and all
of that.  Swamp Thing (the a
cclaimed Dick Durock) and the
Leech (Chris Doyle) were suitable (soda) drinking partners.
It's just another day at the office.  I think the mutant stole my
stapler.
I'm pretty sure SAG protects against stuff like this.
I think RonReaco Lee has really done well for himself since
The Return Of Swamp Thing.  Perhaps we need to get
together for a reunion convention!
Dig my Flashdance collar.
We filmed a commercial for Greenpeace.  This is probably
the most liberal thing I have ever done.
Swampy mucks it up for the camera.  Err ... I meant "yucks" it
up.  No, really.