This is how my elementary school greeted me upon hearing of
my good fortunes.
Considering the fact that I was such a prepubescent stud, it
was never a surprise to see me schmoozing with Hollywood
starlets. This is me and Heather Locklear.
Joey Sagal spends some time with Heather.
Jim Wynorski is a legendary director in the world of B-movies.
He's also a really lovely guy.
The ladies were all good, but what a young lad really wanted
was to hang out with the monsters. "Bros before hos," and all
of that. Swamp Thing (the acclaimed Dick Durock) and the
Leech (Chris Doyle) were suitable (soda) drinking partners.
It's just another day at the office. I think the mutant stole my
stapler.
I'm pretty sure SAG protects against stuff like this.
I think RonReaco Lee has really done well for himself since
The Return Of Swamp Thing. Perhaps we need to get
together for a reunion convention!
Dig my Flashdance collar.
We filmed a commercial for Greenpeace. This is probably
the most liberal thing I have ever done.
Swampy mucks it up for the camera. Err ... I meant "yucks" it
up. No, really.