| I caused In The Heat Of The Night to jump the shark. I'm sorry. |
| I also shot Alan Autry. I'm not sorry. |
| This was my stuntman. Though suffering from a severe deficiency of awesomeness, he filled his role as could best be expected. |
| I supposedly wrecked this police car. You know that's just acting. I would have tore that junk up much worse than that. |