Filming Feathered Italian Films' The Legacy is certainly one of the more
unique experiences I've had.  We actually agreed to film a short cameo
for the film since we were already in town working on another project.
Jim O'Rear, Ami, and I were given this brief scenario: you are in the
park ranger's office complaining because you didn't know which leaves
were safe to use as toilet paper.  Go!

What followed was a solid five minutes of me ranting about my swollen,
bloody asshole and the blisters on my taint.  In fact, my unknown
character became known as Taint.  (Ami was given the unfortunate
moniker of "Mrs. Taint.")  Don't ask why Jim was named Popeye.

The film itself is actually a pretty effective little slasher starring
professional wrestling legend Al Snow.  I'm not entirely sure our scene
fits, but it's great comic relief.  No photos exist from filming except
these unfinished green screen shots.
Uhhh, whut?
Lookit that, Pop ... looks just like a bottle rocket.
I told you he's a damn Mes'can!  I don't care what his birth certificate says!